me using my parents money: I AM BUYING EVERYTHING IN THE STORE.
me using my money: I think ill get this..wait no..ill just wait until its on sale..or maybe I can just get a scarf or something. Yeah this scarf is nice! Ooh..nvm. its $20...ill just get this ring! Ope jk. Its $10. I think ill just leave now.
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake